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Grumpy Pumpy

When one is having sex, but not actually enjoying it.
I had some grumpy pumpy last night with my bitch - it was shit.
by Miniliam October 24, 2011
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bust a grumpy

To have to go number 2.
To poop.
To make naughty water.
Brennen had to go bust a grumpy, becuase he'd tried to move and built up enough bodily waste to kill an elephant.
by RevStan January 9, 2004
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Ripping a Grumpy

Verb: to rip a grumpy is to wait until the last second to shit, almost ripping off your pants button, and laying down the meaniest, "Grumpiest", shit you have ever taking in you life into any recepticle.
Mike: Tom, what were you doing all of 8th period?
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.
by UnholyFrostbite October 21, 2009
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grumpy lettuce

grumpy lettuce
oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long. It's so bad it actually makes the vagina look unhappy.
Was it not for the grumpy lettuce I would have been able to maintain an erection.
by BroccoliRob September 5, 2008
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Grumpy Librarian

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.
Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.
by Carlofduty March 30, 2019
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Grumpy Cool Kid

A sexy motherfucker that breaks people's hearts with a single look However he has the sex game of a two year old and is mentally ill. Excessively yells when he is interrupted but consistently finds a way to interrupt others while pounding the microphone with the air coming out of his pharynx. Blurts out and does whatever he wants.
Why are you so shit at the game and acting like a "grumpy cool kid"

Fuck you, You are acting like a grumpy cool kid!

Why do you always act like a grumpy cool kid?

Stop playing destiny you grumpy cool kid!
by Nedia The Gumpy May 1, 2021
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steamy grumpy

tossing a grumpy while someone is in the same room taking a shower
my girlfriend was in the shower when I woke up, but I had to go, so I tossed her a steamy grumpy and boy was she mad.
by Mattyg2000 June 29, 2008
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