Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

teasy ass gritties

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012

Goit

A simple-minded...... DUMBASS.
Commonly found of space crafts 3 million years in the future.

"Lister, You complete and utter goit!"

by LuM January 19, 2004

Milwaukee goiter

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.

My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.

by Legendary D June 21, 2009

Gooch grits

Slimey pale substance that lives in ones gooch. Brought about by not bathing.

Sally vomited while giving tbone a bj cause his gooch grits were stanky.

by Big_daddy_jankins January 4, 2021

groid

Slang, slightly demeaning term for black guy. Shortened form of Negroid.

Apparently the groids like the bling these days.

by Notcam March 13, 2003

Grit and Grind

A style of basketball that prioritizes getting steals and putting pressure on the ball handler when on defense and getting to the rim on offense. This was mostly popularized by the Memphis Grizzlies.

Guy 1: Hey, remember the old Memphis Grizzlies?
Guy 2: Yeah, I miss watching Zach Randolph and Tony Allen in their Grit and Grind style in the playoffs.

by LimitlessCapArtistHOF March 17, 2020