shit griddle

Taking a massive fresh shit/dump on concrete or asphalt that has been sitting in the hot sun.

"Isaac thought it would be a nice day for a steamy shit griddle."

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Pancakes on the griddle

When ones balls are stuck to their thigh, usually occurs when standing up or sitting down for too long, especially in hot humid temperatures

All through class, I had some bad pancakes on the griddle

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Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.

I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.

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Extremely high. Usually on an indica or hybrid strain of cannibis. So much so that a person resembles bacon or eggs sizzling on a griddle.

Look at Dan. This muhfucka is on the griddle right now.

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what a mouth looks like when it has a shitload of gold and metal in it.

That nigga's mouth has so much gold that it looks like my mommas cheese griddle.

When you get a hand job after you tucked it back.

Boots gave me a reverse griddle last night.

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Something thats "sucks" to the point of being almost painful.

You had to watch Police academy 4...man, that licks griddle.

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