paint it green and throw it in the grass

that's what you said when talking about something useless

- my Xbox 360 got the red ring of dead. what should I do?
- paint it green and throw it in the grass

by Enrique Licciardi January 2, 2009

What in God's green African jungles??

Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.

*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*

"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O

"Er, I can explain..."

"Please do."

by 0.O September 10, 2013

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

a name

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

John Green-ing

Attempting to enter Canada with only 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, 1 loaf of bread, some peanut butter, and 14 dollars, only to be told that you have insufficient funds to enter Canada.

John Green went John Green-ing once, ended up on a list of undesirables and was told "John Green, you're gonna die on that list."

by Nerdfighter Anne July 3, 2012

Green indian

Green indians are completely different to red indians. They are basically a typical indian person. They are usually from the north side of india and have a slight green tint in the skin.

Person 1 : woah dude look at that green girl
Person 2 : woooaahhh she must be a green indian

by Imwaitingforyou May 13, 2017

green-inkers

Ones who is ever-so-gently affected.
Back in the day green-inkers was all of a one;
Innit only gayos was using green-inking biros?
But then nowdays you got them same lot using pale-pink-ink roller biros
and 'yellow-gels' with guff coco smells ....
and what all dem rest is-
so we can say "green inkers";
and have done wif ' it all.

"the only people who type in caps are the modern green-inkers who send me loony emails about their cats. "
- from Rob Manuel at www.robmanuel.com +
/2006/11/28/ + 10-reasons-keyboards-are-shit/

by Leo Sullivan May 31, 2007

Green inspiration

Money

Lawyer asking client for money to continue case: "Harold, I work on green inspiration."

Michael Connelly , "The Lincoln Lawyer."

by Berkeley Child December 10, 2016