Granny 

Something old, outdated, or old fashioned. It can be used to describe a person, thing, action or idea.

You see your friend using a non-cordless phone, or a very old piece of technology. You would say :
"Dude, that's so granny." Or "You're such a granny."

Your mom tells you not to kiss on the first date: You go:
"Mom, that is so granny."

Your dad tell you to return the CD you bought because it had a couple harsh lyrics. You say:
" Dad, dont be such a granny."

Granny by Margarita1996 October 25, 2011

Granny 

Another way of saying grandma/grandmother. The old woman who lives wif you and the only good thing comming out of her was your mum... and up until now you still can't figure out if that was a good thing or not...

Shut up grandma i heard you the first time.

Granny by mysterious_writa September 26, 2004

granny 

Name of a butt-ugly country hick woman who resembles a gay man (see bear). Voice sounds like a cat being killed with extreme prejudice. Sells herself as a prostitute-amazingly, men will actually pay for an "encounter" with her.

Granny's son got her grits one day...luckily he was gay!

granny by her ex (I actually married her!) September 25, 2003

Granny 

A dead leg which you thrust your knee into the side of someones thigh leaving them with an extreme dead leg, on the floor in pain or hobbling around like an old granny for the rest of the day

"I grannyed him and now he cant walk" "That granny was my best yet"

Granny by N.A.K.A January 21, 2015

granny 

a lady married to gramps its a rumor the bitch used to work with her

"u guys are brats"

granny by helly September 30, 2002

Granny 

A boys cock and ballsack. Ballsack is like a grandmothers saggy tits

I have a swoll granny

Granny by Ms.keith October 17, 2017

granny 

A grandmother that is evil, nagging and an outright bitch. She may look innocent on the outside but on the inside shes a demon.(This term is inspired by the mobile game Granny.)

person 1; ''you live with such a granny, how are you still alive?''
person 2; "I have a crossbow, I'm safe."

granny by grandmakiller May 31, 2018