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Name of a butt-ugly country hick woman who resembles a gay man (see bear). Voice sounds like a cat being killed with extreme prejudice. Sells herself as a prostitute-amazingly, men will actually pay for an "encounter" with her.
Granny's son got her grits one day...luckily he was gay!
by her ex (I actually married her!) September 25, 2003
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