grandma

The person who gives you $100 each christmas or birthday.

Me: Hey grandma what you get me for Christmas?
Grandma: $100 spend it or save for college my sweet child.

by 3aergthyesbg November 29, 2019

grandma's boy

one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. a must see film, with its ridiculous drug, sex, and party scenes. produced by Adam Sandler, features cameos from Rob Schneider and David Spade.

quotes from grandma's boy:

Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!

Grace: I gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.

Grace: How old are you now?
Alex: 36.
Grace: Do you have a girlfriend?
Alex: No.
Grace: My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number.

by KRHimself May 12, 2006

get ‘ur grandma groove on

A phrase that describes the phenomenon of an older woman gettin’ down to some danceable hit that clearly has her bringing out all her old dance floor moves.

Yeah baby, get ‘ur grandma groove on and burn this muthafuckin’ house down!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

To save grandma

A ploy used by socialists and communists to get people to stop going to restaurants, bars, and movie theaters. It usually involves a virus such as Coronavirus, and the people who fall for it often have maskomania and hoard toilet paper.

"My friend told me I should stay home and not go out to the movies last night, because 'we need to save grandma, we don't want our grandparents to die of Coronavirus.' He doesn't realize it is just a ploy for communism. If the people telling us to stay home for grandma really cared about old people, they would allow visitors to nursing homes."

by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020

your grandma

the ultimate diss; way above "your mom"

Your grandma

by workmakerupper07 June 12, 2010

Grandma

The woman who own's the house. The best cook in the world, cuddly and sweet, gives the best edvice. Always there for you, and are helpful! And they always spoil you rotten! :)

Oh, your so "Nona"
Nona = Best grandma

by #fall 101 December 20, 2013

slap your grandma

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.

"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"

by Nicholas D May 23, 2008