Gozer

A hot woman, usually a stripper, who ends up being a crazy psychotic bitch. From the movie Ghostbusters, Gozer the Gozerian was an evil shapes-shifter that showed up as a sexy, scantilly clad woman.

A guy may want to date a woman he's met, and his friend will warn him "Watch out, she's a Gozer."

by MyCatsBreath August 23, 2011

grozzer

To grozz means to spit, but grozzer however, is a general insult like retard, chozzer, etc.

"I grozzed on my teacher"

"You stupid grozzer"

by Michael D Brown September 8, 2008

brexit gezzer

An extremely British middle age man who love his wife, kids, football, and chugging pints with his lads.

Person 1: “The pitch looking lovely today lads.”

Person 2: “You’re such a Brexit Gezzer.”

by Aragorn, son of Arathorn December 27, 2022

gezzer

A gezzer is an older man who frequently laments the size of his shrinking male parts due to inactivity and age.

"Man oh man. It seems the more I age, the more my man-unit is shrinking. I never thought I'd be a gezzer."

by conundrum_replete July 17, 2017

Gazzer B Boy

the term Gazzer B Boy/Gazzer (for short) is the english teacher of ur dreams if he was a soundcloud rapper. an absolute whopping genius. a bit of a nonce, may or may not have a secret sex chamber in the narnia of the cupboard at the back of his room. the kind of Man who knows when and where people have lost their virginity. quite strict, doesn't care if ur grandad died after ur parents got into a car crash on their way to save your pet dog from being exploded by your 3 y/o sister cause he still expects ur homework regardless. would rather let you piss yourself in your seat than lend u a potty pass halfway through his lesson. has favourites and will choose a variety of them girls EVERY. SINGLE. LESSON. will stick his middle fingers up at ur class to demonstrate what an "obscure action" is. sais the n-word in To Kill a Mocking Bird just for the impact or dramatic effect of it. and last but certainly not least, he looks like hitler.

in conclusion, everyone needs a gazzer in their life.

person 1: ugh i have bowen next smh
person 2: lmao he's a right Gazzer B Boy
person 1: u wot bruv
person 2: the man's a gazzer, jeez can u not take them airpods out for like 2 secs and listen to me

by timtamtomtanna June 10, 2019

Gizzer

One who can not keep a secret.

AJ Green is a gizzer

by Ghetto Fabulous March 8, 2003

Goozer

A gay man that leeks semen from his ass after a gangbang

Damn goozer left a snail trail all the way too the bathroom

by BlunT IT! March 14, 2019