garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

richard goranski

bisexual legend in the broadway musical “be more chill” but NO HOMO

the ladies are going to learn to love the REAL richard goranski.

by elderyeehaw November 30, 2018

Wassy Garage

In reference to anal sex with a girl or a guy; the wassy garage is the anal cavity in which usually a male penis is inserted.

Bro it was so sick, she let me put it in her Wassy Garage on the first date

by Zlaw18 November 2, 2021

here in my garage

The ad on YouTube about some guy who is obsessed with knowledge and has a Lamborghini where he drives in Hollywood hills while reading a book a day

Here in my garage I bought this new Lamborghini but you know what I like more knowledge

by Derp Crab April 30, 2016

Haggard Garage

A youtube channel that panders to children who cannot afford to properly modify a vehicle. They are the epitome of ricers, and they have this idea that if they call themselves ricers ironically that they have defused their detractors (the I <3 Haters argument). Their feature vehicle is a pitiful Miata that begs for sweet release from life. Haggard Garage is the physical embodiment of everything that is wrong with young car "enthusiasts" today.

Adult - Why is that Miata making that god awful sound?
Child #1 - Because Haggard Garage they do it for fun.
Child #2 - Because racecar lol XXDDDD Haggard Garage that's why.
Child #3 - I live in Connecticut and want to go to the Haggard Garage meet, but f*ck I'm 11 and don't have a car.

by swag777 October 13, 2015

gorathnet

Noun- large sharp metal grate/net to put in the air to kill birds, small animals, and large insects as they fly into it unknowingly. Sometimes it can be electrified with a preffered power supply of 10,000 volts.

Yesterday I had to polish my gorathnet without you.

by jhalley September 18, 2007

garageball

The game takes place in a garage. There are 2 players. It is very much like racquetball, except the racquet is your hand.

The garage is divided according to the players mutual agreement on what the goal/score lines are.

You must open-hand slap the ball, which is a dodgeball, onto the floor once before the other player can return.

You score by getting the ball past the other player's zone.
You can bounce the ball off the walls, furniture, lamps, etc., but it can only bounce off the floor once.

Drinking is usually involved, and you can expect to break some things; but things you probably don't give a shit about anyway. This sounds strange, but it gets hysterical.

Joe: Wanna play dodgeball?
Blow: What? It's midnight, there's only two of us and we're half drunk in Mom's garage.
Joe: Wanna play garageball?
Blow: Word!

by Antenna Wilde February 17, 2008