googling aliens 

When you get so high that you cannot function normally, and are relegated to a late night searching about aliens, ufos, conspiracy theories and the like online.

why didn't you warn me about those edibles! I was googling aliens because of you!

googling aliens by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

Googling yourself 

1. Looking up your own name on Google to see how famous and popular (or unpopular) you are.

2. Slang for masturbation. Has been referenced at least once in The Vacationeers, an L.A. sketch comedy group.

College Guy: I'll be right there! I was just, uh...working on my Intro to Philosophy paper!

College Girl: Bullshit! You were Googling yourself again, weren't you?

Googling yourself by loop zoop July 3, 2011

googling rehabs session 

A drink and/or drugs session so severe it the following afternoon you are shivering looking up local rehabs on google

Rupert realized things were getting quite out of hand after another googling rehabs session...

googling rehabs session by Loopydave January 25, 2017

googling around 

looking around; moseying around; not looking for anything in particular

“Can I help you find something?”
“Nah, i’m just googling around.”

googling around by darealorangejuice February 3, 2018

Googling off 

passing time Googling different people or things or experimenting with new Google features when you really should be doing something more productive, namely working; derived from "goofing off"

Ex. 1: "I've got this huge project at work that I need to finish by tomorrow, yet I still spent the entire morning Googling off."

Ex. 2: "Karl should have been working on his TPS reports, but instead spent the day Googling off by playing with Google Maps to find a Thai restaurant in Bellefonte, Pa."

Googling off by WED September 4, 2005

googling Google 

It is what one must not do.

Don't Google Google. Googling Google is wrong, says Google.

googling Google by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017

Googling Facebook 

This is the act of filling bucket with jizz, piss, vinegar, blood, shit, and purple kool-aid. You then take the bucket and splash in your sexual partners face.

This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.

When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.

Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.

Googling Facebook by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009