googleitus

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006

googlemé

finding out the background, or resume, using the google search engine

This guy asked me out and before I met him, I checked out his googlemé

by kjay February 24, 2005

Googlefitz

When you look up something on "some search engine" but come up with some totally retarded like German Schiza porn.

Also a person who likes to rub mens hair( up and downstairs...)

Dude richard why r u acting like such a Googlefitz?

by Michael luvs steph September 24, 2005

Googlefied

When you realise that "Googling" or having being "googled" or that your friends spend their quiet time "googling" instead of smoking crack or watching Anacronym TV series eg. OC, CSI, CIS etc... and immediately fall into the quiet despair of our collective future.

I am googlefied that my tranny friends weren't out clubbing last night and instead were home googling for my online dating profile - pervs!!!

by Lackofparentalsupervision April 21, 2005

googlemeister

A googlemeister is someone who either uses google too much or for misleading purposes.

Sometimes a person will start a thread on the ESPN message board with a theme like funny quotes or jokes, and someone will spam the thread with many copy and pasted items from google. Using google to make replies that help make you sound smart and/or educated is another common ploy of the googlemeister.

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) October 14, 2009

GOOGLEMIN

When you have nothing to do at work except surf the net looking for dumb shit

Mark "Hi Andrea, what did you do at work today?"
Andrea "I found this site, it had the funniest..."
Mark "Googlemin it did we?"

by Mark or frankie September 9, 2008

Googlemeister

Mankind's truest and most superior form. A man so powerful, not one soul would dare inform the authorities of his location.

Damn, y'all really called the cops on the googlemeister huh?

by thegooglemeister November 23, 2020