gooftard

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.

My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...

by James Robertson March 31, 2003

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goontard

An extremely stupid person. A major moron

Tom is such a goontard

by Jeremy H October 27, 2005

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goochtard • Goochturd • goontard • gothtard • Glocktard • goobtard • gooftard • Googtard • Goosetard • Goochando

A movement started in the ninetys where kids wear stupid black clothes and wear facial makeup of a black nature, usually common with pale skin. Motto: We hate love, We Love Hate.
Most common side effect: Depression

God Save Me Im surrounded by Gothtards

by Lukos March 4, 2005

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gothtarded

Exhibiting typical gothtard behavior. Used as an adjective.

"The manner in which Cradle of Filth poses for camera is just plain gothtarded."

by jacob k reist December 14, 2006

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goochland, virginia

Goochland is a county west of Richmond, Va. It is, to most Richmonders, country. However, to many people from the REAL country, it is just a pussy version of country. the part nearest to richmond is full of rich people and country clubs. The rest is trailer trash and farms. by innocent middle schoolers, it is often called "the gooch" until they notice that is the same thing as a taint. most of the kids go to either goochland country public school, or the rich kids in big houses with lakes, counry clubs, and 90 acres of land all go to St. Christophers, St. Catherines, or Collegiate. then they try to be country by driving trucks and hunting.

Dude, what should we do this weekend?
Hmm, maybe hang out at your house?
Dude, i live so far away all the way in the gooch! (Goochland, Virginia.)
Man are you kidding, thats pussy country.

by emcdagooch February 24, 2011

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