Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.

Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.

by Rory O'Doul October 1, 2018

gomer jugmaker

A gomer who, while recklessly driving a beater, cowboy cadillac, or pig wheel almost kills you and therefore scares you so much that you'd drink an entire jug of his moonshine to calm down.

That damned gomer jugmaker ran me completely off the road!

by '52 Broadcaster September 26, 2006

Gomer

Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram."

That gomer down in room 13 just fell trying to climb out of bed and now he's bleeding all over my floor.

by Rockeye May 1, 2006

Gomer

A gangly, goofy, overly tall nerd.

Look at that tall, hunched over, dork. What a Gomer. Shazam!

by Rory O'Doul August 15, 2018

Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

by PHF77 May 12, 2019

Gomer Pyle’d

When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!

by MacGown November 5, 2021

gomer

1. a stupid oaf, a social reject

2. a patient unwelcome in a hospital(supposedly standing for get out of my emergency room)

That's the third time in a week that this gomer has come here.

by Light Joker January 21, 2005