gourd

Slang for the head (the one that rides on your shoulders, that is). See noggin.

Damn, Frank survived that car accident, but he really banged up his gourd.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

bored out of my gourd

To be so bored you don't know what to do, basically to be bored out of your mind

Last weekend, i was bored out of my gourd

by blaze it up May 29, 2005

gogurt shots

the act of chasing shots of your favorite alcoholic beverage with your favorite flavor of the popular gogurt snacks. This delicious blend of alcohol and fruity flavors calms the spirit and soothes the soul. Popular on the eastern seaboard.

James: "Dude, I can't do any more, I'll throw up."
Ross: "Man, just do some gogurt shots, you won't taste a thing!"

by rossandjames69 January 17, 2011

Goguardian

Literally the worst extension you could ever find on the chrome web store. It is the absolute worst and it blocks good websites half the time.

Omg goguardian wouldn't let me get to the math website.

by 𝙴 April 11, 2021

gogurt

when some bitch slurps your cum out of the condom after it has been used, as if she were eating a gogurt.

one time i was fucking this bitch and she pulled a gogurt. that shit was cool.

by Nicoleeeeeeeeeeee. July 28, 2006

gourd thumped

having your mind blown.

Alex: "holy tits dude. i can't believe that girl."
Jordan: "i know dude. she wants my cock, big time."
Alex: "you're my hero. all you did was play xbox and some random girl shows you her boobs."
Jordan: "that's nothin nigga. look at this pic."
Alex: "damn. my gourd is thumped. let's get drunk."
Jordan: "i'm gonna carve a nigger beater."
Alex: "gourd thumped. x2"

by big goobie April 23, 2010

Gogurt

Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.

Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.

Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?

by The pig god October 25, 2017