guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

by cakes June 11, 2003

Gaytarded

When a person becomes so gay/homosexual, they actually become retarded.

"Dude, Mac is seriously gaytarded."

by The Jihad Squad December 15, 2009

gaytarded

a word that denotes the actions or personality of one who in fact may not be gay, or retarded, but do or say things that suggest that they may be both. not gay in there sexual preference, or retarded concerning there mental capacities, but gay and retarded in the same way that david spade movies, or montel williams episodes are. gaytarded may be used to denote an object or an idea rather than an individual. the word gaytard may be used to denote one, who in fact, is gaytarded.

fred:bro, i rode my bike too much last weekend and my gooch got all chaffed up!

ted:oh damn dude, i hate that, chaffage is freakin gaytarded!

by beaujangles999 February 28, 2010

Glutarded

Sam Johnson

After learning that he was allergic to gluten, Sam was diagnosed as glutarded.

by DankGod420 March 31, 2019

gaytarded

1. the state of mind, body, and/or soul when someone is moshing
2. moshing while in a trance-like or possessed-like state

Person #1: So what did you do this weekend?
Person #2: I got gaytarded to some good ol' deathcore.

by Ms.Anthropy April 17, 2009

Gaytarded

Being both gay and retarded at the same time.

That play was completely gaytarded.

by MrBigStuff April 27, 2006

gothtarded

Exhibiting typical gothtard behavior. Used as an adjective.

"The manner in which Cradle of Filth poses for camera is just plain gothtarded."

by jacob k reist December 14, 2006