goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

goatshe

An image similar to goatse, except that it is a female stretching her anus

Peegee: check out this goatshe image
Friend: *fapfapfap*

by Peegee October 29, 2007

goatwaite

The name given lovingly by fans of FC Barcelona to their legendary player , Martin Braithwaite. He is one of the richest and most humble players to ever play for the club. Some say , R9 is scared of his abilities

Goatwaite scores a wonderful hatrick! Barcelona 3-0 R.Madrid !

by mikewoz July 12, 2021

totes ma goats

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool

Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!

by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009

goatse.cx

Good raging material

goatse.cx is fucking sick

by Joy December 19, 2003

goatse man

More than a man; who, during a raid in Poland in 1942, couragously hid four Polish Jews in his enourmous, gaping hole.

"Quick, jump in my ass to hide from these filthy schweinhaun!"

by shoelace November 22, 2003

360 goatscope

Licking something in mid air while doing a 360. Coined by twitch streamer Giantwaffle while playing the pc game "goat simulator".

"Dude, I totally 360 goatscoped a car yesterday!"

by $wag Daddy D May 12, 2014