goatie

A smaller/shorter version of a beard, a much better and cooler style of facial hair, usualy on younger dudes

That dude should really trim his goatie, it exceeds his face like 3 inches

by Some chik January 10, 2005

goatified

A term used to describe someone or something that is great or the greatest of all time.

“Did you see that throw? That quarterback is goatified.”

by LEM4R November 28, 2019

goating

On Facebook, the act of hostile taking over someones page or event, kicking the admins and then posting hundreds or thousands of goats while the regular page fans scream WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'S WITH THE GOATS?!

Originated early 2012 with the goating of someone known as "Norma". Has since been done dozens of times by multiple groups and the practice is growing.

We're goating the NRA Event tonight, bring your goats to post!

He's been laying low since the last goating.

This idiot has been goated 3 times.

Hey guys, I hacked his account and we'll be goating the page at 3pm

by DjangoFett January 11, 2014

Gatizzo

Gatizzo is a word commenly used to describe a sick ass/destroying/awesome of epicness guitar. Usually heard in Guitar Center.

Sam: Yooooo look at that gatizzo
Giswaldo: Holy Fattizzo Thats like awesomely epic dude!
Sam: Tots man, tots.

by jaythegr8 August 18, 2009

goaticorn

A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.

My tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!

by Megan Elizabeth Moffitt May 22, 2006

Goatist

To be racist towards a goat

Guy 1: You stupid idotic goat

Guy 2: he's goatist

by Smoore77 February 20, 2019

Goatisme

A new religion following the lords Goat, Turkey and Beaver. The goat represents Constipation, The beaver represents Big teeth and logs and the goat represents Thanksgiving dinner and THICK birds. We take this religion seriously it’s not a joke.

I love being apart of the goatisme religion

by Lielos_hannh5678 November 28, 2019