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gookie blanket

any blanket a white person would not use, preferred by those of Asian descent. Three out of four gookie blankets are infected with SARS.
Ahhh man that asian kid brought in his gookie blanket for show and tell, we need to get some chicken soup and ginger ale or we'll get SARS.
by Tyrone "The Kid" Jackson March 1, 2008
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Gookie

When someone or something looks stupid disgusting ugly
by Pussydestroyer445 June 20, 2020
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Gookie Cookie

When a group of youths gather at a function under the eyes of adonai, and began to explore their male appendages in unison. The game is complete when the Pivot man, usually with an elephant tusk size endowment, outlests all and paints the cookie with his hot excretion.
Few had doubts that Bily Vine would not emerge as the champion at this years Gookie Cookie Invitatational as he had the largest tusk most had ever seen.
by Lloyd G-Man September 15, 2005
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Gookie

A VERY gay version of a Vagina Or Pussy
(Basically an asshole)
Every man wanna bite of this Gookie!
Girllll my Gookie is so sweet!
by Iggy Orange March 17, 2020
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Gookie Bird

I had a hell of a night with that gookie bird last night but now my it burns when I piss!
by MPtheLegend November 7, 2010
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gookie

One of the following:

A. A child of a man or woman from Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, Japan, China, Korea (North and/or South), Mongolia, The Phillipines, Midway, or Taiwan.

B. One's Nutsack.

C. Sensei
Damn look at that fucking gookie.

Man, someone get me some lotion, my gookie is stickin to my leg!
by Vigilante DB October 26, 2003
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Gookie

“When someone or something looks stupid disgusting ugly”

“When someone or something is trash at everything fucking sucks”

“When someone or something looks fucking retarded
- You gookie ass hoe the fuck are you doing
- Bitch you gookie as hell
- Your gookie ass really fucked me up

- Bitch you look hella gookie right now
by Pussydestroyer445 June 20, 2020
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