a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
by smyphilis October 30, 2008
Get the gurning fuck lizard mug.When you engage in sexual intercourse with any less-than-attractive and/or overweight female who resembles any sort of barnyard animal and she makes sounds similar to that of the previously stated animal.
by Morganism November 9, 2005
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Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010
Get the cum gurning mug.Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".
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Get the Gurning mug.by fluff ball September 2, 2003
Get the gurning mug.Any old piece paper wrote on with a black sharpie,stating that the individual holding this card HAS any and All rights to sexual acts with a female having a front butt or just being FAT BITCHES..
Odie has had his gunting license for a while now and still hasnt bagged a fatty. (license not valid during canned hunts set up by your buddys)
How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!
Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)
Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.
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How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!
Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)
Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.
fucking fat chicks helps meet hot friends get your gunting license
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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