Definitions by Morganism

Slaughterhoffin 

Slaughterhoffin is when you kill multiple people on a video game in 1 round.

I’ve been slaughterhoffin them zombies.

Man! He got slaughterhoffed.

Slaughterhoffin by Morganism April 5, 2019

samuel jackson beer 

Good mother fucking beer mother fucker! It'll get ya drunk.

I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!

samuel jackson beer by Morganism July 20, 2008

Grunting Ethel 

When you engage in sexual intercourse with any less-than-attractive and/or overweight female who resembles any sort of barnyard animal and she makes sounds similar to that of the previously stated animal.

I had a Grunting Ethel with that fat chick yesterday; she oinked like a pig the entire night.

Grunting Ethel by Morganism November 9, 2005