glacial pace

Extremely slow. Used when somebody takes too much time than expected to perform a task and because of that other people start to desperate and in some cases, getting angry by the one performing the task.

He has a glacial pace doing his job.

by antonillolpz January 25, 2017

glacial minute

a noun referring to a long period of time.

Sally: "hey dude! i'll be there in a glacial minute."
(3 hours later)
Sally: "hey dude, i'm here."
Lester: " jeez sally, what took you so long."

by Kyle Lesterson January 28, 2010

glacial eratic

Getting a blowjob from your girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband or any whore for that matter, when he/she has an ice cube in there mouth.

Babey, I had a horrible day at work today, can I get glacial eratic from you tonight??

by IronMonkey 81 March 17, 2016

Glacial spelunking

Glacial spelunking is the act of inserting an ice cube in your partner's anus and then using your tongue to "cave dive" into said anus.

I heard John went glacial spelunking with Karen last night.

by LeonardoDiCaprigoat January 7, 2022

glacial jizz

For all you geography lovers out there, this is the process by which glacial education makes you cream in the lake at the snout of a galcier to turn it murky - an alternate form of rock flour.

"Damn, that beef supreme glacier over there, accompanied with its drumlins and eratical squitzes, has just made me produce some high velocity glacial jizz in the post-glacial lake."

by Squitzie face December 30, 2007

Glacial Facial

The sexual act of placing as many ice cubes up into the vaginal canal of a woman and allowing the cubes to melt inside her before releasing the water onto the face of a recipient.

"Did you hear that Pat was given a Glacial Facial last night"

"Oh really? That's must have been refreshing."

"Indeed."

by BuddyBoy1 July 18, 2009

Glacial Log

A portion of tree carcass that travels downhill without rolling. Glacial Logs travel via sliding action and sometimes have an unknown source of locomotion.

A Glacial Log battering-rammed its way into my tent last night. It was like a slow motion version of that scene from Evil Dead.

by MarcDemo June 30, 2018