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The single-most greatest and sexiest man alive. Will bang your mom with his 25 foot cock. Gets carded every game eve though he gets all-ball. Liverpool fan. Also is the worlds greatest midfielder. He is a SIIII Merchant. A version of Prime Moments Giuseppe
Guy 1: Giuseppe banged my mom

Guy 2: Giuseppe banged my mom as well
Giuseppe by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021
Soo a Giuseppe is a kind of person that you will never refind. I mean, he’s always sweet, attentive, every time he try to not hurt your feelings, he has a type of kindness that is super but super rare (I guarantee you), that helps everyone (strangers like homeless or friends). He is a how I can say ehm trabajador, I mean he is very devoted to his job, he works so much. He’s very smart, has a wide knowledge. At the same time I think that he can feel feelings that not many people can, he’s like a very romantic person, from his eyes you can read the exact thoughts and emotions. He overthinks too much so you have to reassure him, say as many times as possible I love you and fill up with kisses. I don’t know I would do without a Giuseppe, he is a shoulder to cry on and laugh. You must and say MUST hold on to him. He’ll be always there, even if it doesn’t seem, he will.

And yeah that’s all. I love youuu so much.
Letizia "why are u in love with him??"
Me “because he is a Giuseppe"
Giuseppe by Meee20/03/22/12 November 23, 2021
Giuseppe is a kind hearted gentleman who not only rocks your world in a normal setting but his big dick helps rock your world in every other situation
Girl 1" I really love Giuseppe"
Girl 2 " do you love him or his dick"
Giuseppe by Lady Perceval July 3, 2023

Giuseppe milk 

When you mix a group of elements, preferably from the periodic table, and it makes a while liquid. This liquid is Giuseppe's milk.
Fuck yeah, drink up that Giuseppe milk Growse.
Giuseppe milk by Giuseppe September 4, 2022

Giuseppe Gottabigdong 

Someone that has a big dong, or slong, or a bingaling ball. If you don't get it I'm sorry. Someone's dong is in a gong.
Guy#1 I have a big Giuseppe Gottabigdong
Guy#2 you mean you got a big slong

Giuseppe Petralinho 

Always wins the ball back.
Guy 1: Did you hear Giuseppe Petralinho lost his virginity?

Guy 2: Ya but I heard he won it back

Giuseppe's Pizzaria 

Full of the best Pizzas in Woodbridge. Other locations are in Markham and Unionville. Short, but very angry and aggressive.
Giuseppe's Pizzaria is the best in town
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