The razor-thin, paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms with the sole intention of deluding the user's basic hygienic standards, enabling him or her to “take up throne” in a creepy bathroom stall.
"I had to crap so bad that I covered my mouth and nose, waded through what looked like bile on the gas stations bathroom floor, kicked open the stall door, pulled out one of those ass gaskets from the dispenser, and calmly sat upon the fidgeting toilet seat."
by Mister Williams October 1, 2008
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She’s GREAT in bed and she can take it hard or slow no matter the tempo.
Gesselle has the most gorgeous smile on Earth which are mostly pared with a nice set of curves and perfect body proportions a man may want to hold. Just don’t forget boys, she’s a devil in disguise... so don’t think she’s just a bottom ;)
She’s smart, loves reading and drawing,(may have daddy issues) but neither less her skin is so silky smooth and she’ll LOVE to have you with her in bed some day.
She’s GREAT in bed and she can take it hard or slow no matter the tempo.
Gesselle has the most gorgeous smile on Earth which are mostly pared with a nice set of curves and perfect body proportions a man may want to hold. Just don’t forget boys, she’s a devil in disguise... so don’t think she’s just a bottom ;)
She’s smart, loves reading and drawing,(may have daddy issues) but neither less her skin is so silky smooth and she’ll LOVE to have you with her in bed some day.
by ~DADDYSGIRL~ January 19, 2020
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Ahh man I didn’t realize I got ass gasket cling-on’s all over my knob from that quick trip shit I took earlier.
by That island guy April 16, 2021
Get the Ass gasket cling-on mug.to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.
"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"
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"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
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"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
by The Infamous One August 28, 2007
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by jessie calderon October 26, 2003
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Pronounced: Khäiska
Pronounced: Khäiska
by Jean Johnson May 13, 2010
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