Gerbert Johnson

Fact Spitter

That young fella is a Gerbert Johnson

by Green Fella September 24, 2023

gerbert johnson

professional scam artist; your typical masculinity coach
synonyms: hamza, Andrew tate

gerbert Johnson is a cult

by factspeakee April 5, 2023

Gerbert and cheese

When a weird dude pull up with a goofy sandwich outta nowhere

Yo Steven really got that gerbert and cheese huh?

by Choppy Tom March 15, 2021

yerberting your gerbert

means wacking off to children

are you yerberting your gerbert?

for sure 🗣🔥
that's fucking disgusting.

by iloveshawnspencersomuch May 2, 2025

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

by willvery March 3, 2017

Gerber Sauce

Can either be sperm or vaginal secretion.

Boy 1: So what happened with you and girl?
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.

by A.O.S. September 3, 2007