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dirty gearshift

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!
by wherearemyparents April 13, 2020
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gearshift cuntfuck

While in a car, the act of a woman having anal sex with a gearshifter while a man or female with strap on brutually fucks her vagina.
Panfilo gingerly peered through the tinted window just as Rosa slide her muddy starfish onto the gearbox while Miguel pumped her brown taco hole finishing off the sweaty gearshift cuntfuck.
by Conshy Cursed March 13, 2009
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Awkward Gearshift

The act of, when a friend engages you in a "pound it" and extends his fist, you first extend your fist to meet it, then open your hand and seize the fist and toggle about like a shift nob, exclaiming "AWKWARD GEAR SHIFT"
Austin: Hey man, pound it.

Joe: Alright *extends fist*

Austin: Seizes fist AWKWARD GEARSHIFT
by DLBlast May 12, 2009
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Gearshift Handjob

A handjob in which the dick is used like a car gearshift, increasing the stroking intensity with each gear.
I got a gearshift handjob last night. She might not know how to drive, but she sure can work my lever
by ArmiTej December 1, 2021
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