i gave her son an onion 

lmao you know the “who gave my son an onion” girl? i gave her son an onion

lmao i gave her son an onion

i gave her son an onion by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

who gave my son a plant 

no but like who gave my son a plant. he fucked it

who gave my son a plant

who gave my son a plant by haydenÕwÕ November 2, 2019

gave her a sean connery 

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!

After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."

gave her a sean connery by the bitches December 29, 2006

Master gave Dobby a sock 

When you've been working like a house elf (crazilly hard) and are done for the day. You are free. Master can represent professors or bosses, and Dobby represents the overworked person talking.
The phrase is from Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling.

Chris: Are you done classes today?
Trudy: Yeah, I'm free. Master gave Dobby a sock.

Master gave Dobby a sock by True_L April 30, 2006

gave him the suck 

When a bitch sucks a man's dick

She gave him the suck right before he fucked her in her ass.

gave him the suck by Double 3 November 30, 2016

They never should've gave you niggas money 

A phrase uttered when a rich and/or famous black person does or says something so stupid that it can be viewed as an embarrassment to the entire race. Can range from a ridiculous comment to a stupid action, or anything that helps to further the stereotypes against blacks. Often puts even-keeled blacks in the tough spot of hating some of their own, while simultaneously keeping YT in his place. If these people were not rich and famous, they would be able to exist in obscurity as the idiots that they are, drawing very little attention to themselves except for when they inevitably end up on the local 10:00 news over some dumb shit.

Taken from the Rick James episode of Chapelle's Show. Rappers and pro athletes are the most common targets of this remark. Watch 106 and Park or any major celebrity event on BET, and you'll be saying this quite a bit.

*turns to 2009 BET Awards*

*Sees Soulja Boy*

Me: "They never should've gave you niggas money!"

They never should've gave you niggas money by hatestupidity June 29, 2009

I gave my word to stop at third 

1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;

2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.

Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."

Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?

Man 1: Please kill me.

I gave my word to stop at third by BcozTheNite March 27, 2008