garsping

To be so consumed by thirst for an alcoholic beverage that one is showing a biological response to quench said thirst, much as one might be gasping when short of breath.

Mathew was absolutely garsping for a pint on his arrival in Dublin.

by garspingman April 24, 2015

garify

Verb: To take a useful system and reduce it's functionality, thereby making it redundant and useless.

Named after our Windows network "specialist" called Gary.

I think I'll garify this cable and plug it out.

My account has been locked out again, I have been garified.

I used to get good download speeds but since our internet connection was garified I get 0.5kb per second download speeds.

I'd rather be reamed than garified. At least I can still work.

by BluePhoenix666 February 21, 2008

Garima

The most beautiful, caring and loving girl on earth.... If she loves you you're the luckiest man alive... She's a girl with great potential... And will always be a source of motivation to you...

I love You Garima❤

Someone: She's so beautiful 😍
Me : She's Garima

by Insanosapien November 25, 2021

garik

Garik is one of the best person you can meet. Good friend of Nerses, they both ruled pimps. They were gods to them. They both were perfect at everything.

You will never be as good as Garik.

by NB18 April 23, 2018

garincha

garincha - a colloquial term for a male with an extremley well-proportioned genitalia

'Joe was so hung, his mates called him Garincha, the eighteen incher'.

by joeyjoejoejunior April 4, 2006

Garpie

Wet deteriorating floppy no good penis.

"That's why yo garpie dead."

by Garpie Laufen May 20, 2021

Garick

Celtic meaning One who handles a spear well or Spear handler

The definition says alot. Garicks are strong,athletic, powerful beings. Very stoic and chisled in appearance. Garick's are heroes by nature but sometimes their loyalty can be misplaced by them wanting to be the hero. They are wonderful lovers, patient, witty, smart and genius at math,logic and strategy. Their brains are like learning machines, when exposed to something for some time they catch on to it quickly and efficiently.They tend to be a good boyfriend not the type you would think would settle down but once they do they are loyal, good providers and Bill Cosby type fathers, and a funny friend who keeps you on your toes. They truley are one of a kind!

The man hugged his daughter after she had fallen and kissed her boo-boo.
The onlookig mothers watched in admoration saying " Oh he is such a good Garick"
"I wish I had a Garick"

by LadyCroft February 4, 2010