Garfunkeler

1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.

2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"

"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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Garfunkel

To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.
by KToTheDog August 10, 2011
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Garfunkel

A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.
Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!
by Tom Canty April 30, 2012
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Garfunkeling

fluidly using Paul Simon lyrics as your facebook status or as a post on someone's wall. Extra points are awarded if people think they are your own words and bonus points if they come off of the Graceland album.
The following are examples of Garfunkeling:
Chad how long do you think you can run that body down.
Gary sees angels in the architecture spinning in infinity and says hey, hallelujah!
Jary can't run, but he can walk much faster than this.
Leilani doesn't have to discuss much.
Maya can't help but wonder, what's gone wrong.

In a sentence, we have been Garfunkeling and it looks like Maya is the clear winner...
by GMB2 November 28, 2010
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Garfunkelitis

A disease where you turn green and implode.
Dude 1: What happened to Jeff?
Dude 2: He imploded because he got Garfunkelitis.
Dude 1: Shit! Dude. Wow.
by Gingerification February 25, 2012
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simon and garfunkel

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.
simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"
by homer simpson March 24, 2005
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simon and garfunkel

THE duo of the sixties, and THE greatest musicians of any era. Had a reunion at the Grammys several years ago, and held a nationwide tour entitled "Old Friends" last year. Popular for songs like The Sound of Silence, Mrs. Robinson, The Boxer, their amazing arrangement of Scarborough Faire, and Bridge Over Troubled Water. Paul Simon did almost all the writing, but they wouldn't have made it without Art Garfunkel, who provides amazing harmonies.
"Hello, darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains within the sound of silence..."
by Ricky Hernandez May 23, 2005
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