garboonist

One who stimulates his olfactory sense by inhaling from the seat of a two-wheeled human-powered conveyance, ie someone who gets his jollies by sniffing bicycle saddles; a shniffle-piffler or snurglar.

This morning I met the local garboonist on his way from the bicycle shed, a look of utter delight on his face.

by Crude B.Avdik August 4, 2007

garboon

An ashtray stand. Commonly found in public spaces or semi public spaces as a courtesy to patrons. The top of which is filled with a shallow layer of sand in a tray used to extinguish tobacco butts. Also found within the sand, gum, spit, boogers, matches and other small useless items found at the bottom of trouser pockets.

Father and son are waiting to get hair cut. Son is sitting next to a garboon and begins to play in the sand with his fingers. Father looks at son with disgust and retorts,

"Get your hands out-a-tha god-damn garboon!"

by Zee Man May 13, 2006

Gayboner

A gay person's boner. Also, an adjective that describes pretty much anything in a negative way. A noun that also means "Dumbfuck."

That man must be gay, because he has a gayboner.

Emos are gayboners.

Those drones in Halo 2 are straight-up gayboner.

by Alejandrochimi October 4, 2007

Garboone

When you fart so hard you accidently release a turd.

Eww!! I think the guy in front of us just Garbooned himself!!

by chickwhorocks May 6, 2011

garboonery

Constant and usually uncontrolled use of the word "garboon".

That jamoke, is flagrantly engaged in garboonery... he be talking bout garboons.

by garboon1 November 7, 2006

grooner

An attempt to be more controlled than a crazier friend, known for wild antics and stories.

Opposite of Dooner

'Man, that guy is a Grooner'

'Why are you trying to Grooner the situation?'

by Rob Dunn April 22, 2008

Garboon

A nickname for the ‘barbz’ (Nicki Minaj’s fanbase). Barb + baboon = garboon.

Those garboons are hating on everyone who dislikes Nicki

by PignickaTanked July 15, 2021