I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.
II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.
II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.
I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches
II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches
II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.
by Herzlos March 19, 2008
Get the exercise in futilitymug. by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011
Get the resistance is futilemug. A belt that is too small to fit around your waist, even after sucking in and squeezing it around your super-fat love handles.
Rachel was going to wear that silver belt I lent her, but after struggling with it for ten minutes she decided that it was a futility belt and wore the brown one instead.
by SuperKate April 26, 2009
Get the Futility Beltmug. Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.
by leroywaggle June 14, 2011
Get the exercise in futilitymug. 1. An action that achieves no end or goal.
2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.
3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless
2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.
3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless
by Old_Bean September 10, 2005
Get the Pointless Exercise in Futilitymug. Evertime I need to urinate especially up through 9 years old, it's futile for me to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies.
by FrroRdn June 22, 2024
Get the Futilemug. Trying to set somebody who's already straight straight is like trying to drive somebody who's already crazy crazy, it doesn't work.
Start by setting yourself straight and being concerned about your own life, its less futile than always trying to set the world straight. The people who try to set the most people straight are usually the people in most need of being set straight, since they usually never got set straight by their own fathers (or mothers) with an ass whooping every now and then.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019
Get the Futilemug.