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Nelly Furtado 

A Canadian musical artist that started off, as many aspiring young female artists do, to make cheery and wholesome music that a wide audience will want to listen to. Then, she was seduced to the pop music world's dark side by DJ Jasper Gahunia, who left her knocked up and with a loss of identity.

In spite rumors of her getting engaged to another man in July 2007 to clean up her act, her reputation was forever tarnished by the incident as well as by her reduction to the performance of complete trash "music" featuring Timbaland.

Her song "Promiscuous" has since been parodied by numerous artists (such as Odd Austin and Every Ape) as "Ridiculous," which is what she became after performing that song.
Nelly Furtado: "Do I seem a dummkopf?"
Timbaland: "Yep."
Nelly Furtado: "I was afraid so..."
Nelly Furtado by ObscuredOne June 12, 2008
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a) doing something regardless of consequence

ex. furtado - I couldnt eat another bite. I`ll explode!

waiter - complimentary dessert?

furtado- Yes !
b) fighting for justice ( intellectually usually )

ex. bully- Gimme your lunch money

boy- But, but...

( enter stage right furtado )

furtado- hey! You leave that kid alone!

bully- beat it, this has nothing to do with you.

furtado- no..

* the part after this usually turns out well, but sometimes......... it doesn't*

c) Doing it your way!

ex. hike leader - ok lets go this way and head back to the camp.

furtado - This way looks cooler, and I`m taking this big stick for fun!
furtado by krawfish August 2, 2011

woah nelly furtado 

Woah Nelly.

Relating to Nelly Furtdado-Promiscious girl. etc.
woah nelly furtado by Merisa Ann November 1, 2007

nelly furtado 

A slutty bird, according to her 2 songs.
Nelly Furtado is an easy bird.
nelly furtado by Adrian October 26, 2006

Nelly Furtado 

stupid little bitch who sings about being a bird flying away and now singing about being promiscuous, WTF is that about!!?
Person 1: omg I love "im like a bird!" by nelly furtado!!
Person 2: well now shes singing about being "promiscuous!"
Person 1: WTF!!?
Nelly Furtado by M.Y.O.B. September 8, 2006

furtadotowne 

Nelly's (the one without the band aid) upcoming smashhit album.
Damn Jamal, furtadotowne just dropped, yo.
furtadotowne by Rashinque August 5, 2003

Miguel Furtado 

A man with a long schlong and is almost god like in all aspects.
“Holy shit did you see that guy? He was acting like a total Miguel Furtado?”

“I know I wish I was him”
Miguel Furtado by Santuna January 22, 2021