Funeral face 

The red faced, blood shot eyed wet teared look your face turns to after a good fucking cry with your broham.

Nico: "Man that was a good cry. I feel like a bitch but I def needed that."

Josh: "I know man I don't even know why I was crying I'm not sad... You wanna go holler at those hoes?"

Nico: "aw fuck man you have funeral face we look like shit."

Funeral face by MANSHACKed November 5, 2011

funeral effect 

when one attends a funeral and encounters relatives that they do not know, but the relative persists that they remember them from a very young age, but the encountered individual feels weird and just walks away.

Jim: What a Tragedy.
Bob: Yeah I know.
Uncle Bill: Jimmy its me!!!
Jim & Bob: 'wtf'
Uncle Bill: Jimmy its me your uncle bob. I remember you when you were this big.
Jim & Bob: funeral effect

funeral effect by Rodney T. January 31, 2008

funeral for a friend 

One of the most awesome Welsh bands to ever make it. Not just loved by emo kids.The lyrics are thought-provoking and meaningful, the riffs are stunning, the drumming is powerful, and unlike many bands, when funeral for a friend play live, they sound alot better than they do on the album, which is a rare thing. Casually dressed and deep in conversation/ Seven ways to scream your name should be in any rock fans CD collection

funeral for a friend rock! they are amazing and ive seen them 4 times live!!

funeral for a friend by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004

funeral damage

In Dungeons & Dragons or similar game, when a player's minimum damage is enough to defeat an enemy but the player desires to see the resulting damage, this is referred to as rolling "funeral damage."

GM: What's the minimum damage for your dagger attack?
Player 1: Let's see, it's dee-four plus eight. So, nine.
Player 2: Don't forget sneak attack.
Player 1: Oh duh. Two dee-six means two more.
GM: Eleven damage is enough to kill this guy. You just need to hit.
Player 1: Woo! Seventeen on the die! Eat it!
GM: Okay, it's dead.
Player 2: Wait a second, you get to roll like, three dice. DO IT.
GM: Fine. Roll funeral damage.
Player 1: Nice! Twenty-one damage.
GM: He only had three hit points left.

funeral damage by dither April 28, 2014

Funeral Shoes 

Shoes worn by people who attend funerals. Sometimes worn to school by Jehovah's Witnesses. Often cheap and ugly.

A:Hey Eugene, where did you buy those funeral shoes?
B:I bought them at payless!

Funeral Shoes by The012 October 1, 2010

funeral for a friend 

One of the best fucking bands to come out of the welsh music underground ever. joined kick ass tour with iron maiden and their latest album, casually dressed and deep in conversation was the best 50 mins in my life

Funeral For A Friend are kick ass, and all you metallers who think they suck are absolute bastards who wouldnt know good music if it went around biting people on the nose

funeral for a friend by Ravenlord April 23, 2004

Funeral Fibs

Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.

"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."

"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".

Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"

Funeral Fibs by SensualOne March 28, 2012