fuckerton

A large amount of something. Over embellished amount of tons.

Man, there are a fuckerton of balls in the pit at Chuck E. Cheeses

by Johsua October 3, 2006

fucklert

the state of being particularly alert or sensitive to potential fuckertunities. Generally speaking, the longer it's been since you've had sex, the more fucklert you are.

Dude, Jimmy hasn't gotten any since his break up with Kimberly, so he'll be pretty fucklert at the party tonight

by kingbumii May 3, 2015

Fucksert

(verb) to insert any form of the word 'fuck' into the middle of another word, in order to stress its applicability to the situation.

Chandler: Hey man, wanna order a pizza?
Joey: Abso-fucking-lutely
Chandler: A simple yes would have sufficed, no need to Fucksert.

Guy 1: Did you see what Trump just said?
Guy 2: yeah that orange cretin is un-fucking-believable.

by quantumpsk September 18, 2016

fuckhertunity

The oppurtunity to fuck a girl.

Mostly used by fuckbois and their only oppurtunities in life.

Man I really missed my fuckhertunity last night.

by Acanof2na May 8, 2018

Fuckertunities

Is a word used to describe sane relationships where all revolves around getting laid, with a huge plus "everyone wants in".

uuuurgh i'm so sick of these hook up apps , no one wants to get laid smh..
-calm ur tits bruh , once u go to germany there will be endless fuckertunities , just dont fuck it up !
-Fr ! I can't wait to witness a fuckertunity !
-yeah bruh me too .

by Minionofpotatoes February 14, 2019

fuckport

Rockport, TX aka ROCKBOTTOM here you don't get a girlfriend, you get your turn.

!"

"hey Mary! gimme that fuckport baby I need a recharge

by captnbluebeard November 4, 2020

Fuckerton

A mentally held back and not fully developed human being/animal.

What a fuckerton of a guy!

by lcdageneral December 4, 2023