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fuckportunity 

1. an opportunity to have sex or a chance sexual encounter.
2. a previous conquest that you see again in the future
Did you have any luck with your fuckportunity?
fuckportunity by Awful & Stylin January 5, 2010

fuckortunity 

The opportunity to fuck someone that one would otherwise be entirely unlikely to normally fuck or be capable of fucking.
Dude, did you see phil over there talking to Alexis? He's like a 4 and she's like a ten so he'd better not blow this fuckortunity.

Starfucks also count as fuckortunities
fuckortunity by Savingtheworld September 16, 2013

Fuckernity 

Maths class is a fuckernity
Fuckernity by kkl2010 August 9, 2010

fuckhertunity

The oppurtunity to fuck a girl.

Mostly used by fuckbois and their only oppurtunities in life.
Man I really missed my fuckhertunity last night.
fuckhertunity by Acanof2na May 8, 2018

Fuckertunities 

Is a word used to describe sane relationships where all revolves around getting laid, with a huge plus "everyone wants in".
uuuurgh i'm so sick of these hook up apps , no one wants to get laid smh..
-calm ur tits bruh , once u go to germany there will be endless fuckertunities , just dont fuck it up !
-Fr ! I can't wait to witness a fuckertunity !
-yeah bruh me too .
Fuckertunities by Minionofpotatoes February 14, 2019

Puckertunity 

The opportunity, given by your beloved, for a quick snog, indicated by them puckering their lips and closing their eyes in expectation.
Never miss a puckertunity.
Puckertunity by 3betc January 26, 2019