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Fucksert 

(verb) to insert any form of the word 'fuck' into the middle of another word, in order to stress its applicability to the situation.
Chandler: Hey man, wanna order a pizza?
Joey: Abso-fucking-lutely
Chandler: A simple yes would have sufficed, no need to Fucksert.

Guy 1: Did you see what Trump just said?
Guy 2: yeah that orange cretin is un-fucking-believable.
Fucksert by quantumpsk September 18, 2016
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fuckbert 

A stronger interjection than fuck. The term is often used when expressing great displeasure or anger.
Mom: Did you see Albert's fucking hair?

Dad: Holy shit, fuckbert.
fuckbert by xxchillinniggaxx December 14, 2019
Doing the opposite of fixing issues for the good of the public.
You are a fuckser mr pyne
Fuckser by Rockinabox July 19, 2015

Fuckertunity 

Slang term for having the opportunity to possibly have sexual intercourse.
Bro, if Sally's parents aren't home, you have a total fuckertunity.
Fuckertunity by Lynneth July 6, 2011

fuckspert 

WoW that was the best shag i've ever had you must be some sort of Fuckspert
fuckspert by MTC an VWP July 27, 2008

fuckertwat 

Hey, That Clive bloke is a fuckertwat,
He is so bloody stupid he`s a >>>>>>!!!!!!!
ohohhhhhhh,here comes fuckertwat,look out.

Fuckers From Fuckertown 

Just plain fuckers. Anyone who is a fucker, but in special cases where you want to be even more specific. I wish I could say I made this up but a little old lady in a nursing home was the first person ever to say it. I heard her say it and am saying she was the first person ever to say it.