Juicy Fuckbag

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

by Go Wait In The Car! February 23, 2009

fuckballoon

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.

"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."

by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005

Fuckbacon

Fuckbacon is one word out of many to call a penis. It is a word used mostly by West Virginians and people of trashy lifestyles such as RedNecks, Hillbillys, White Trash,Truckers, etc.

1. Hey there little lady,would yins like to slide up on my fuckbacon?
2. Oh my, Suzanne, did you see the size of Jeds fuckbacon?

by Drizzy1333 October 4, 2009

fuckbastard

A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".

Gimme back my hotdog, you fuckbastard!

by Diseeze October 8, 2006

fuckbasket

A basket that carries your fucks. It is most often empty, because frankly, there are no fucks to be given.

I tried to care about how he felt, but my fuckbasket was empty. I had no more fucks to give.

by MaryMayhem April 24, 2013

Fuckbaggery

The act of any complete idiot that generally hinders, disturbs or ruins a normal person's day.

Any act committed by a fuckbag.

There was a huge pile-up on the interstate casued by the fuckbaggery of one driver.

by Bama Fett October 6, 2009

Fuckable personality

Someone you don't quite find attractive in a physical hormonal way yet you find their personality attractive in a hormonal way

"John isn't easy on the eyes but he's a sweet guy who cares for me so I find him to have a fuckable personality."

by Karlana Talbert June 4, 2015