Friendsistant

A friend who is hired in the capacity of an assistant. Friendsistant status can only be attained by those who were previously merely friends.

Joe hired Hannah to assist in the production of Cuckoo Kitty sweaters for www.prettysnake.com. Hannah is now officially Joe's friendsistant.

by BillAndMelindaHatesFoundation November 27, 2010

friendsume

The info about yourself that you tell people when you're first meeting them. Similar to a resume for a job.

Steph hit me with her friendsume and I was impressed.

by Ninjedi77 January 31, 2017

Friendstitute

Someone with all the qualities of a normal friend except they never take care of their portion of a bill, stiff you on previously agreed upon payment sharing arrangements and take any other opportunity to extract money from you despite being financially very comfortable.

I really enjoy the time I spend with my friendstitute Justine. We laugh, have intellectual debates and reminicse about old times. I just better remember to bring enough cash to pay for everything or our friendstituteship may come to an end.

by KingJonny8 January 19, 2020

Friendshit

(noun) The type of union that someone has with their friends or best friend that is only acquired via friendshitting
(verb) The act of taking a shit with a friend or best friend in union

(noun) How the hell does their friendshit manage to be stronger than their friendship?
(verb) Yo, me and my homies just took a friendshit! It was awesome

by Aveloz December 11, 2021

Friendsest

The (potentially dangerous) act of dating within one's immediate circle of friends.

When a closed circle of friends draws closer and closer, eventually resulting in a group supernova or singularity.

When Catie and Brandon started dating, and the group's friendsest had reached critical mass, no one was sure if a fight or an orgy would break out.

by Caaaaarl January 23, 2013

Friendsual

The act of touching, kissing, slapping, grabbing, humping, licking, pinching, grinding on, sucking, whispering into the ear of, etc a friend in a sexual (& mostly joking) way, but it not being sexual because they are your friend and will never be anything other or more than your friend.

You grab your friends ass in a sexual way while drunk and someone gasps at its inappropriateness or thinks there is something more going on between you, you say... "It's ok, it's just friendsual"... & all shall be understood!

by Miss Dee ATC December 9, 2008

friendbulimic

Someone who purges themselves of Facebook or Myspace friends time to time.

Her friendbulimic disease was responsible for her having few social networking friends.

by jhbjhbjhb October 15, 2010