French Press

When you are engaging in vaginal intercourse and whilst thrusting one simultaneously also performs oral sex

Yeah I gave her the French press treatment and she came like crazy

by Uwish January 12, 2023

French Press

Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.

Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lard next to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!

by ibman67 January 18, 2009

French Press

When you poop in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.

I got in the shower, and had to take a shit, but I didn't want to get out of the shower, so I just did a French press.

by Urban Dicks Are Hairy March 4, 2019

Durr burger French press

So basically you shit into someone’s mouth then you soak your balls in hot chocolate and put them in there eyes.

Last night I performed the Durr Burger French press.

by Sexy licking January 13, 2022

French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

by Maniconwords December 31, 2024

French press

A three way with two french guys.

Mon dieu, we really french pressed Jessy at the party.

by Delic July 18, 2017

French Press

When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.

"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."

by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017