flexitarian

1) a pretend vegetarian

2) one who claims to be vegetarian, but eats meat when it's "convenient" (see faketarian)

Jesse: I went to Ashe's house for dinner, they were having chicken and rice.
Rodney: So you went hungry, right?
Jesse: No, I'm a flexitarian when i need to be.
Rodney: More like faketarian.

by sp00ki September 18, 2006

flexitarian

Someone who eats both vegetables and meat but tries to eat vegetarian/vegan sometimes for health and/or environmental reasons.

Chelsea is a flexitarian. She ate fried pepperoni on her Birthday.

by Myles Cloutier February 25, 2008

flexitarian

A flexible vegetarian who can allow meat and fish in his/her diet.

Prolly the healthiest among us all.

by hytham_hammer July 16, 2006

flexitarian

a vegetarian that sometimes eats meat or fish

Peter was lying about being a vegetarian;he is actually a flexitarian.i saw him eating turkey on Christmas day!!!

by Chrisa July 16, 2007

fruitarian

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).

I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.

by MasterBastard April 27, 2006

flexitarian

Somebody who pretends to be a vegetarian, but eats meat when they think no body is watching.

Hayley tried to make us become vegetarians, but then I saw her eating all this veal! What a flexitarian!

by distorted_G January 6, 2006

flexitarian

a vegetarian who occasionally eats meat

Suzie says she's a vegetarian, but I saw her put bacon bits on her salad at lunch today; I think she's a flexitarian trying to pass for a veggie.

by juicy416 February 24, 2004