Hairy Fotchburger

When a woman has a ton of hair on her pubice and has one of those meaty/flowery looking vaginas that resemble the looks of a cross between a burger from one of them shady burger joints outside of Philly and a mentally handicapped Japanese Fly-Trap without the teeth. It has the meat hanging outside the bun and juices running all over the place.

Dude, totally went down on her and I had to withdrawal. She had a hairy fotchburger. Shit b whack yo.

by HugeTallyWhacker June 29, 2016

Fotch

A large, bulbous crotch area on a male or female. A combination of the words fat and crotch (Fat + Crotch = Fotch).

Did you see the fotch on that woman? It was the size of a beanbag chair!

by Meduaka January 15, 2006

fotb

This is a acronym for the saying, "Fresh Off The Boat". This term means to imply that a person is recently arrived in a country. Or that a person is very unassimilated to the culture they are currently in.

Thats my cousin Ngueyn, he speaks no english. He's totally FOTB and dosn't knoe what the hell is going on.

by T Lizzie March 16, 2005

Fotch Piece

a phrase used to refer to one's face,or fotch, adding the "piece" on the end kicks up the flare.

"Yo, Manny just got knocked in the fotch piece by that GDI scum."

by J-Boogie Brown June 24, 2006

fotchbook

A book of fotches. (refer to definition of fotch)

I was looking through my fotchbook and I saw your ugly fotch!

by ilyash May 21, 2007

fotch

The piece of skin that lives between the the ball bag and the poopchute. see grundle also makes a good swear word replaces fuck

"breck is a fotch in need of a shocker" (Charlie), or fotch im late

by H January 31, 2005

fotchling

Animal version of a Foundling less commonly found in doorways like their human counterparts, Fotchlings are usually found on roadsides, in alleys and at the bottom of rivers weighted down with rocks.

Did you get your new one eyed puppy from the RSPCA ?

No it's a fotchling I found outside the pub.

by Totch June 13, 2007