Flying Spaghetti Monster

This involes a man in a mario costume tea bagging a blonde while pouring tomato sauce over himself and her hair, she then promply procedes to lick every last drop of his genitals.

P.S.

you're on an airplane.

Marc gave Tiffany a flying spaghetti monster while over Rome.

Flying Spaghetti Monster by westsiiiiiiiiiiiiide September 14, 2010

flying spaghetti monster

A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.

I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

flying spaghetti monster by ohterry April 12, 2014

Flying Spaghetti Monster

n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.

"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"

*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*

Flying Spaghetti Monster by KintarosTiger April 10, 2011

Flying Spaghetti Monster

our all powerful god, the savior to us all
he is our god!!!

joe: hey did you know that the flying spaghetti monster is our god?
jessica: yeah who doesnt

Flying Spaghetti Monster by yourbroham August 14, 2017

Flying Spaghetti Monster Bias

A rhetorical bias where one parodies a serious concept by substituting it with an obviously fictional analog—the Flying Spaghetti Monster—and then treats the original as equally absurd. The bias often appears in debates about nation-states, ideologies, or legal systems: inventing a fictional counterpart (e.g., “Free Popular West” for NATO, “Kingdom of Abzu” for the EU, “USSR 2.0” for Russia) and then engaging with that parody as if it were the actual subject. This moves discussion away from substantive analysis into performative dismissal. The bias mistakes the possibility of parody for the absence of real-world referents, ignoring that institutions have histories, agency, and consequences that a satirical replacement does not capture.

Flying Spaghetti Monster Bias Example: “He kept calling NATO the ‘Free Popular West’ and treating it like a joke, committing the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bias—using a made-up name to avoid discussing actual military alliances.”

Flying Spaghetti Monster Bias by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 

His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.
Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions

I am a part of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by funnyfunnygal August 31, 2009

the flying spaghetti monster

God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.

Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the flying spaghetti monster by RetardedGoatMan February 25, 2015