Flurping

When you fart and burp at the same time.

Dude, i just flurped so hard i need to check my pants and i threw up. flurping kind of hurts. that's so college brah.

by Skeet Thinking December 29, 2010

Flurping

Adj. When a wild whore flares her vagina and anus simultaneously, thus, making it appear as if they were having an anxiety attack. It sounds as if someone was attempting to pop a rubber ball.

Jessica was flurping for me last night, she's so talented that she can flurp, and rearrange baseballs in her anus.

by Ms. Nesbitt March 9, 2012

flurfing

The act of giving someone a raspberry, normally on their back or stomach, usually with the intention of causing hysterical laughter.

Hear that hysterical laughter? That's Kat pinning Alex to the matress and flurfing her to death.

by Apex Chio May 15, 2007

flurking schnitt

well, it ain't that tough: fucking shit

Oh, flurking schnitt!

by Bob Noxious November 6, 2003

flurming

cum sprayed up the nose, which is then "snot-rocketed" into the anus, and then anally shot onto a Jeremy's of closest Proximity's face.or mikeys

I was flurming his ass so hard last night my transgendered friend blew a nut on my porcelain figureins.

by fire fuck April 22, 2014

flurfing

Flirting online, ie flirting while surfing the web.

When I was flurfing last night, I registered myself to this new great singles website.

by Chris Meder April 25, 2004

Furring up

When your pet gets fur all over the couch.

My cats are furring up the couch.

by JennyJxo July 5, 2020