anal fluffing

What the fuck do you think it is. Not tossing the salad

Herb got her warmed up with a little anal fluffing.

by daddylongleg12inch August 22, 2011

flurting

Flurting (or coquetry) is a playful activity involving verbal communication as well as body language by one German person to a northern princess, indicating an interest in a deeper relationship with the other person. Usually, flurting is therefore, either seriously or jokingly, intended to be interpreted as a romantic or sexual overture. A female flurt, especially a young one, is sometimes called a coquette; a male one, a womanizer or player.

Spelt flirting when practiced by non German males in northern settings.

Jim-Boy spend the day flurting with the northern princesses.

by Santa Claus of YK December 17, 2012

fluffing the hobo

(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.

After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.

by Austin Pealy December 3, 2007

Fluffing the Pillows

The behaviors that follow after someone masturbates and wishes for nobody to know about it. Behaviors include fluffing pillows, spraying air freshener and taking the TV off mute.

Karen: Hi, how are you?
Lorraine: Fine, just finished a pile of laundry.
Karen: Good, good. I just got pack from the dentist. I'm running a bath. I might as well get one now. I won't be able to go in the lounge 'til Jamie's finished fluffing the pillows.

by 19CharacterUsername June 23, 2009

Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009

purple flurping

When you butt chug a bottle of grape soda

Dude, Sam is fucking purple flurping!

by Thegenuinerage April 22, 2016

flurking

The act of fucking with someone's head and using flirtation as the weapon of choice. A deadly weapon when used by hot girls over unsuspecting men.

" Flirting + Fucking = Flurking"

Lolita, the KGB spy began flurking with Scott to get information about the Odessa files. He was doomed.

by J & B Minor March 27, 2010