An Odessa is kind and thoughtful; always sensitive towards others' emotions. She is extremely smart and witty, but not in a nerdy way. She has beautiful blonde hair and the most gorgeous blue eyes. She is literally so hot she could turn someone gay. If you meet an Odessa, you really are one of the lucky ones. Hold on to her forever; she's pretty great.
Guy: Odessa is so hot!
Girl: I know right!
Guy: Hold up. I thought you were straight...
Girl: Not anymore!!
Girl: I know right!
Guy: Hold up. I thought you were straight...
Girl: Not anymore!!
by Depressedlittlecrap November 27, 2019
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
1. A large port-city in Ukraine, located on the Black sea. Has borders with Romania, Moldova, and a sea-boder with Turkey.
2. The cultural capital of Eastern Europe.
3. The crime capital of Eastern Europe.
4. Probably the only city in the world where thievery and deception are not only seen as normal jobs, but actually seen as kinds of art.
5. A city where presumably 40% of the population are Jews, though they would not admit it.
6. Half of the Russian humor books' stories takes place in this city.
7. Some of the greatest theives and robbers of all times grew-up in this city.
8. A city, whose criminals could probably buy the police of the city if they wanted to, but they shouldn't since the police respects them.
9. A city that before the Revolution was tax-free, and was a center of attention for tourists, merchants, and cultural experts from all around Europe, but under the Soviet government lots it's beauty and livliness. Hopefully will rise again in the future and regain its' greatness.
10. If you visit the city, and by the time you return nothing was stolen from you, or you still have more than half the money you came with, nobody will believe you you was in Odessa.
2. The cultural capital of Eastern Europe.
3. The crime capital of Eastern Europe.
4. Probably the only city in the world where thievery and deception are not only seen as normal jobs, but actually seen as kinds of art.
5. A city where presumably 40% of the population are Jews, though they would not admit it.
6. Half of the Russian humor books' stories takes place in this city.
7. Some of the greatest theives and robbers of all times grew-up in this city.
8. A city, whose criminals could probably buy the police of the city if they wanted to, but they shouldn't since the police respects them.
9. A city that before the Revolution was tax-free, and was a center of attention for tourists, merchants, and cultural experts from all around Europe, but under the Soviet government lots it's beauty and livliness. Hopefully will rise again in the future and regain its' greatness.
10. If you visit the city, and by the time you return nothing was stolen from you, or you still have more than half the money you came with, nobody will believe you you was in Odessa.
by Urban_Fellow October 10, 2006
A sexy yet modest young woman with big ass tits and an ass. Really sexual and people love her. Usually used to describe a good friend who is gorgeous. Has luck with boys and makes a lot of ugly girls jealous.
Girl 1: omg look at her!
Girl 2: she's a total odessa..i wish i looked like her
Boy 1: holy fuck that girl is hot
Boy 2: i'd tap that...she's an odessa. totally sexy.
Girl 2: she's a total odessa..i wish i looked like her
Boy 1: holy fuck that girl is hot
Boy 2: i'd tap that...she's an odessa. totally sexy.
by bitcheswantme September 04, 2011
Odessa is a girl where the perfect guy is sitting right in front of her but not notice it. She is very loyal she might not be popular but she has the best friends you could ever have. She is very beautiful but she turns all the guys down.
Hi Odessa!:)
by hvuksnbkbjfj n December 17, 2017
a beautiful girl that is in every way shape and form is stunning.
she has wild hazel eyes that glow like little twinkling stars in the dark night sky.
she is funny and caring and plays with my heart like a volleyball
and even though she has garbage taste in music, i still love that girl to death
she has wild hazel eyes that glow like little twinkling stars in the dark night sky.
she is funny and caring and plays with my heart like a volleyball
and even though she has garbage taste in music, i still love that girl to death
by sk8board.p.be.my.og September 19, 2019
Odessa, located in Ukraine. According to the people who were born there, the city is the capital of the world. And since the world doesnt know it yet, the many odessits immigrated to other countries to spread the word.
Pirogi is the wrong name given by Polish people to Ukrainian vareniki. So now you know. (: The best Ukrainian food can be found in Odessa.
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