flump

The action of letting out your gut after the fine chick has just walked by.

Jason flumped out

by bread infection December 5, 2009

flump

(noun)
A wet fart, usually the noise accompanying a follow through.

(verb)To flump
The act of flumping

Ok, own up, who did a Flump??

I flumped and had to change my underwear

by the dreamster January 21, 2004

flump

A synonym for 'dance'

i was flumping at the club last night.
Beyonce sure knows how to flump.

by Taylor Swan May 30, 2008

flump

N. Flappy Bird Slump; the sudden and prolonged inability to perform well after obtaining a high score on 'Flappy Bird'. Usually followed by postflapmatic stress disorder

"Why is Higgins in a fetal position?"
"He's goin through a flump"
"What?"
"Flappy Bird Slump. Look it up, Liz"

by scienceBITCH February 6, 2014

flump

to effectively date a girl simple so you can have sex with her, followed by an immediate dump.

hence flump (fuck + dump)

Corey: dude did you flump her?
Jordan: hell yes mate!

by Corey_0422622443 December 9, 2008

flump

the act of flumping

stop flumping me you whore

by boveric May 14, 2003

Flumps

Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows

They are so soft, like flumps

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020