Fluked

To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.
The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.
by cheekyT March 22, 2012
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FLUKE

in the san diego, ca 92114 area a fluke can be the action of saying you are going to do somthing, or something you call a person a who says they are going to do something, and they make you think they really are and then they up and change their mind about doing it and dont do it.
at 4:03pm jennifer, "be ready by 6:30pm on the dot because that's when we're leaving!"

at 7:26 tiffany calls jennifer, "hey where the hell are you at? it's 7:26pm, you said 6:30pm"

jennifer, "oh yea, i dont think im going any more."

tiffany, "damn, you FLUKED me.....well gee thanks for letting me know you changed your mnid foo! uugh you damn fluke!"

jennifer, "whatever"
by TiFFBO February 19, 2010
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fluked

That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.
by edgarblah September 09, 2007
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Fluke

No fluke here: Chippewas earned win over MSU.
by Enemy_1 August 30, 2011
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Fluke

A nigga or lady who is faker then weave an only worried bout them selves an how to keep them on the good side
person 1 : aye yo have you seen Tiffany ima beat her ass , she told my daddy i was out here sucking dick after she told me she was .
person 2 : ay e-yo dont worry bout that fluke ass hoe .
by harleyquiinfromdahood34 November 28, 2016
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Fluke

The highest quality multimeter money can buy. Used by electricians all around the world in various applications.
Apprentice: Check out my new Southwire multimeter.

Journeyman: That's a shit meter. Throw that away and buy yourself a Fluke.
by Master electrician 69 September 10, 2023
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