floories

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.

girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.

by tbombz November 14, 2009

Floodie

A "Floodie" is an endearing term for flooded homeowners who reside in areas that have been declared a federal disaster by the US government agency known as FEMA, and in most cases, have been screwed out of receiving any significant flood insurance claim money and/or aid. Most Floodies have been displaced, or are living in houses that have been gutted or remain in disrepair several years after the storm. The term originates from an animated YouTube series about Hurricane Sandy victims known as "The Flooded Adventures of Tony Citizen."

"It's been two years since Sandy, thousands of Floodies are STILL displaced, and all you hear about on the news is Ebola. WTF?" "People who aren't Floodies think we are living rich on government hand outs, but I spent two hundred dollars printing aid applications at Staples and my aid award was three dollars."

by Tony Citizen January 17, 2015

floozie

What your Grandma calls a hoochie.

"That Paris Hilton just looks like a floozie to me," Grandma said, though of course we couldn't understand her without her teeth.

by mbmargarita August 16, 2006

frootie call

Impromptu, late-night, home hangout with a friend of the opposite or preferred sex. No sex, but a bit of sexual tension. Possible cuddling.
Drink, stargaze, light candles, listen to records, move furniture, tell stories, share plans, giggle like a mofo (shh, it's late), get advice on your relationship. The late hour lends itself to unusual activities (Ouija board?Dumping unwanted items on the street?). Can be manic or mellow. A no judgment zone. Feels the tiniest it magical/sacred and separate from 'real life'.
GF/BF approved.

I was restless after my date so I called Joe for a frootie call. He rode up at 1, made drinks and hung out on the deck, wrapped in a blanket with a single candle. Star gazed, listened to night creatures. We discussed GIRLS, anal sex and where to eat in Tahoe. Laughed hysterically at one point. He gave advice how to arrange my bookshelves. We almost kissed, didn't then laughed about it. He rode away at 3am with a tub of pesto I had given him. Then, I slept like a log.

by 22stdream October 9, 2013

floatie

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004

floosie

a cunt, slut, skank or ho who engages in wild revelry with tons of men at once.

"You're sister's a floosie! She must have had sex with 15 guys last night.

by matt September 17, 2003

Floaties

Larger size boobs make excellent floaties. So by skinnny dipping you allow your breasts to work as floating devices.

Get your floaties out were going for a swim.

by Ornella Z December 31, 2005