floaty bag

A person who is not very smart.

I hate when Alex gets invited out, she's a bit of a floaty bag and always says something dumb.

by Llloooggg April 6, 2020

Floaty biscuit

Another word for a poo in the toilet

Who's left a floaty biscuit in the toilet

by Jellydoc August 6, 2016

Floaty Ball

A magical ball that floats around the place, entertaining children everywhere.

Me: "that ball is floating, must be floaty ball."
Floaty Ball: "..."

by Floaty Boy July 18, 2016

Floaty party

Putting ones erect penis into a girls vagina and just letting it sit.

Floaty Party’s aren’t usually that fun for me.

by bigblackman13 May 4, 2018

Floaty Boys

A term referring to a character in Smash Brothers Ultimate that has at least 3 or more jumps or has some serious air game.

Originated in “Campbell House” and pioneered by Colin Campbell and Marcel Mendoza.

“Lets play floaty boys!”
“Sure, I got Kirby!”
“I’ll take Jiggs.”

by Thania P. November 20, 2019

floaty blower

A device that blows up your sexual and non-sexual floatations

Do you have a floaty blower that we can use for our male figure blow up doll?

Do you have a floaty blower for our woggle?

by Floatyblower June 23, 2022

floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

by darewe August 1, 2023