Fezticle

A person who loves football just a little too much. He also thinks he is athletic but cannot swing a bat.

Softball Pitcher

Wow that softball pitcher looks like a giant walking fezticle.

by j-broman April 26, 2009

frosticles

The annoying layer of frosty icy stuff that develops on old and or previously semi-thawed ice cream.

Opening up a tub of seemingly tasty looking ice cream and... Oh Shit ‘Frosticles’... i guess i can eat around them (knowing full well that it’s still gonna taste like shit)

by 0ddjob February 21, 2011

festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

Fessticles

n. (fes∙ti∙cals) A compound word derived from the French slang "fess" (Eng. "buttocks") and the English word "testicles". Together as a compound word they're meant to reference a woman's labia.

Don't for get to wash your fessticles Jessica!

by NFStCyr May 1, 2010

festicle

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.

There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.

by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006

festicule

generic nickname for men on online dating who insist on hitting on every single female in the chatroom,in particular men on the site nzdating. these men often have weiner pictures as their profile picture,think they have good sense of humour,have un-realistic idea's of their charm and ability too pick up women. they often use the 99/1 rule (hit on 100 women, 99 may say no but 1 will say yes!)
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules

mr12inch : hey any chickz free in **** area for some fun tonight?
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!

by byte_me February 25, 2014

festicles

Dressing up your testicles in holiday attire

(derived from the words festive and testicles)

whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly

by G·r·a·h·a·m July 2, 2005