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Flatulated

Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.

Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.
Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"

Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freaking rules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"
by Flatulated Phil October 2, 2010
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Fluturated

Saturated with fluids. Opposite of thirsty.
After drinking a carton of milk, I felt totally fluturated.
by jizzmaster 69 May 26, 2011
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Faturated

when a food is so unhealthy its completely saturated in fat.
I bought a take away burger the other day and it was completely Faturated!
by Hawko January 29, 2008
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Faturated

When you have eaten so much rich food that you feel unwell.
That deep-fried Mars Bar left me completely faturated.
by O.Devine July 29, 2009
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flabsturbate

Using flab to pleasure yourself more during masturbation.
That guy is so fat, he must flabsturbate constantly.
by PacDwarf June 22, 2011
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Flexurbate

The act of flexing your muscles infront of a mirror while using the other arm to vigorously masturbate to your own reflection.
After a long day at the gym, I took it upon myself to flexurbate to admire my rock hard pecs.
by atheos01 April 26, 2015
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flagsturbate

To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.
Andy grabbed his American flag and proceeded to flagsturbate to a 21 gun salute.
by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008
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